Friday, March 9, 2007

The Preacher

A.K.A: Jerry Springer
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Powers: The Preacher has developed the amazing ability to:
  • broadcast his image on televisions around the globe,
  • bring out the worst in people, on national television,
  • mesmerize millions of viewers, and
  • subtly implant his morals and values on his mesmerized viewers.
Limitations: While on national television, The Preacher has no limitations. None, whatsoever. It has been reported that The Preacher has a weakness for politics. Status: In spite of his diabolical powers, many consider The Preacher to be a hero. Superhero Slogan: "Take care of yourself, and each other." Interesting Facts:
  • The Preacher was born in the East Finchley Tube Station, London, England.
  • His parents were Jewish refugees from Nazi Germany.
  • Before he developed his powers, The Preacher once paid a prostitute for sex.

2 comments:

sattvicwarrior said...

YOU SAY.
broadcast his image on televisions around the globe,
WONDERFUL DIVERSION OF THIS ILLUSION WE CALL REALITY

bring out the worst in people, on national television,
MOST OF IT IS REHERSED, AND THE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THEY ARE GETTING INTO SO IT ISNT THAT THEY ARE GOING INTO IT " BLIND"
mesmerize millions of viewers,
I DO FIND IT FASINATING. BUT ONLY IN SMALL DOSES. USUSALLY MY AFTERNOON BREAK ALLOWS FOR HIS DIVERSION..and
subtly implant his morals and values on his mesmerized viewers.
I HAVE NOTICED AT THE END OF THE SHOW HE DOES SEEM TO HAVE SOME PHILOSOPHICAL COMMENT. AND ACTUALLY AS SIMPLE AS THEY ARE. THERE PRETTY GOOD. HARDLY WHAT A LITTLE COMMON SENSE INTERJECTED CAN BE CALLED "MORAL IMPLANTS" ITS THE ONLY THING THAT BRINGS A " BALANCE" TO THE CHAOS OF TRAILER TRASH AND SOUTHERN MENTAILTY.
AFTER ALL . IT IS ENTERTAINEMT. .

Meandering Michael said...

sattvicwarrior said: "IT IS ENTERTAINEMT."

Yes, he's got you right where he wants you. :)

Thanks for the comment and thanks for dropping by!