Unidentified Speaker: We can't exactly say you're Mr. Swift, can we? George W. Bush: No, my last name is Bush.
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Mr. Swift
A.K.A: George W. Bush, President of the United States of America
Powers: Mr. Swift possesses the amazing ability to run at speeds in excess of 630 miles per hour (Mach 0.92) - nearly the speed of sound!
Limitations: Mr. Swift only possesses these abilities while running on the treadmill in the gym of his top-secret jet, Air Force One.
Status: It is a matter of personal opinion whether or not Mr. Swift is a hero or villain.
Interesting Facts: It's not entirely clear if Mr. Swift obtained his name as a result of his fantastic running abilities, the swiftness with which he invades countries, or if the name comes from this anecdotal conversation:
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2 comments:
Neither hero nor super-villain....he is a puppet controlled by none other than Dr. Evil!
Ah, but who is "Dr. Evil". The answer is currently under investigation. Keep watching this site for more...
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