The Mighty Two-Four

A.K.A: Kiefer Sutherland, "Jack Bauer"

The Mighty Two-Four, making his grand-pappy proud.

Powers: The Mighty Two-Four's powers come from the consumption of millions of complex molecules known to a select few as "Ethyl Alcohol", sometimes referred to as "The Booze". "The Booze" gives the Mighty Two-Four a sense of euphoria, unhindered confidence and invulnerability, which enables him to:

• Be the life of any party,
• Swerve his vehicle all over the road without fear of accident or injury,
• Attack offending Christmas Trees,
• And much, much more...
  The Mighty Two-Four, attacking an offending Christmas Tree

The Mighty Two-Four gets his name from the number's special significance in his life. Limitations: While the Mighty Two-Four's special molecules give him his great powers, consuming too many can be dangerous. In large quantities, "The Booze" acts as a central nervous system depressant, producing at progressively higher doses impaired sensory and motor function, slowed cognition, stupefaction, unconsciousness and even death.¹ There are rumours that the Mighty Two-Four might be addicted to "The Booze" Super-Slogan: "I've done some stupid things. You have to take responsibility, go, 'That was embarrassing,' and move forward as best you can." Status: It is a matter of personal opinion whether or not Mr. Swift is a hero or villain. Interesting Facts:

• The Mighty Two-Four is the son of Donald Sutherland and Shirley Douglas.
• The Mighty Two-Four is the grandson of "The Greatest Canadian", Tommy Douglas
• The Mighty Two-Four was arrested early September 25, 2007 on misdemeanor drunk driving charges (his second time since another incident in 2004) after failing a field sobriety test. He was pulled over at around 1:10 a.m. in West Los Angeles, where he tested over the state's legal blood alcohol limit and later released on $25,000 bail.
• On October 9th, 2007 The Mighty Two-Four pled no contest to the DUI charge and agreed to complete the 48 day jail sentence in a prison in December 2007, including Christmas and his 41st birthday.The Mighty Two-Four officially began his jail term sentence as of the 6th of December 2007.