A.K.A: Ron Jeremy, Ron Jeremy Hyatt
Powers: Using his mighty Rod of Confidence (the source of his powers), The Hedgehog has slept with over 3,000 women. His greatest accomplishment, however, is the inspiration he has given to millions of hopeless men who now believe that that they too might be able to have sex with at least one woman.
Limitations: A little over nine inches.
Status: A hero with staying power.
Superhero Slogan: "Work hard, show up on time, eschew Viagra, and be hygienic."
Interesting Facts:
- Before he became The Hedgehog, Ron Jeremy Hyatt was "a special education teacher, working with disturbed children, autistic kids, and teen schizophrenics."1
- The Hedgehog "gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio, but he has since stated in a 2003 interview that all he can do these days is kiss the tip of his penis due to his weight gain."2
3 comments:
been there did that [ when i was younger] and its GREAT fun!!!!!!!
HE IS NOBODY AND HEADED FOR HELL. GOD WOULD STILL FORGIVE HIM IF HE ASK FOR FORGIVENESS.
Good to know. I wonder if anyone has told him that?
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